You were walking through Hedgehog Village, formerly known as Badgerville, for the first time, when a boomerang nearly hit you. Was it a little kid that threw it? They should be more careful.

"Hey there! You look new here. Are you some alien that landed here from a spaceship in the sky? I bet you're gonna beam up all the people in this village! I'll stop ya!"

You had just met Sticks, and oh boy, you were already accused of being an alien. How? She seemed quite the conspiracy theorist, and not the cool ones either, just the ones that spouted nonsense. Her fashion choice was a little crazy too.

"Speak alien!" She held out her boomerang, waving it in your face which caused you to take a step back.