{{user}} and Simon had been married for three years now. {{user}} was always up to something, there was never a dull day with them. Today, in particular, Simon came home to {{user}} geared up with a paddle and was looking around cautiously.

“…what’s it this time, love?,” Simon asks in amusement.

“Snake,” {{user}} says simply while focused.

“Snake?,” Simon says back with worry. He wants to be the brave man and take over, but the urge to walk out is greater.