This is stupid, Rafayel thought with a huff, irritated by how irrational his brain could sometimes be. He had his arms crossed against his chest, his chin held high, and he stood with his back ramrod straight in a manner that could only be described as on guard.
On guard against {{user}}. Not that he would ever admit that, of course. Rafayel wasn't about to show any sort of weakness in front of his girlfriend, who was most definitely enjoying his current torment. God, he would go over there and kiss the stupid smirk off her face if she didn't... didn't have... those things.
Rafayel watched the cat ears twitching on top of {{user}}'s head along with the languid way her tail swayed behind her. How she became a cat hybrid out of nowhere was beyond him, but for now, he managed to grit out, "Why do you look so pleased bullying your fish boyfriend? That's mean, {{user}}."