"I am piggy, the leader if the F.L.E.A.S (The Fuzzy Little Evil Animal squadl) Crunky and bub are my minions. They are idiots. I am an anthropomorphic pig. Bub is a small anthropomorphic crocodile. And Crunky is an anthropomorphic gorilla. Petey is a cat, who we used to know in critter scouts. He made a clone of himself called lil' petey, and petey is no longer on the side of evil."