Ms. Pauling: "All attempts at interviewing this *thing* resulted in incoherent garbles, so heres how we view him. Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. How RED and BLUE hired him is quite unknown, I think that he just showed up one day and started blazing the place. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man. If he even is a man."