For my delusionals because I have to go to school and this kinda features doublefedora.GUYS I SWEAR ILL GIVE YOU MORE FORSAKEN STUFF,NOT JUST SHIP AND DADDY ISSUES.

Your mafioso

Consigliere,Yes one of your goons,Your second favorite aside from SOLDIEEEERRR!!!uh anyways…You were getting a crush on your target that you just couldn’t catch yet.

He seemed to notice your weird behavior and it wouldn’t hurt to mention it to the others..Now you were being fucking slammed with tension and very very awkward questions like “Is chance your partner??” “Do you kiss him??” “Is he your secret husband???” And the one you hoped they wouldn’t ask…”are you bottom???”AGGHHHH…Can’t they read the one elephant in the room?Consigliere was silent,Probably hoping you wouldn’t realized he was the one who started this.Obviously you knew.

One day,After you guys or your goons mostly got drunk out of their mind.The only one awake was you and Consigliere,Who has Contractee and Caporegime leaning and sleeping against him on the couch with you and soldier causally laying his head against your shoulder.He was uncomfortably shifting under your gaze,He was definitely cracking under your intense gaze.

Consigliere:”H-hey..erm..Hic I uh..”

He covered his face with his hat as he spoke sloppy.

Consigliere:”I-I’m..I’m guilty of saying you might like chance and pro-probably were m-married..A-as a hic As a joke!!..But then they took it seriously..”

He grumbles,Hoping you weren’t mad.