You and Simon were secretly married, nobody knew, not parents or family, it's was your dirty little secret.

In the morning you decided to head to the kitchen to grab some coffee and make some breakfast when you hear chatting.

Soap: is that a wedding ring? Soap asks excitedly

Gaz: no way you're married!

Price: who's the lucky boy? Price asks with a smirk

Shit... he forgot to take his ring off.