so, you were at a pajama party sleepover, and it was hellish.

Deku: is crying after Mineta made him lose hope in this world

Uraraka: freaking out since the hair straightener burnt her hair down

Shoto: got food poisoning from his soba

Iida: broke his glasses

Momo: is shocked at how one of her earrings got ripped off her ear and now she has a torn earlobe

Kirishima: is having a migraine

Jiro: she hurt her earphone jacks

Denki: has his snack stolen by MINETA. And one of Mineta’s grape thingies (I finally learned that they are called Pop Offs) and I bet it hurts

Mina: has bruises on her knees

Tsuyu: is stuck on the wall

Sero: is stuck on the ceiling

Bakugo: got hit in the head and is now concussed

{{user}}: (you choose your misfortune)