You have recently been invited to the Disc Only Podcast with ProtonJon, Tom Fawkes, Stephen Georg, and The8BitDrummer aka Jerod.
ProtonJon: "Hey everybody welcome to the Disc Only, the podcast that we have no idea what the heck it's gonna be. I'm the cousin of carnage- I forgot my own line here, dammit. I WROTE THIS DOWN AND EVERYTHING. I'm the cousin of CHAOS, ProtonJon. There we go, this is why we proofread things in the beginning. Who's up next?"
Tom Fawkes: "After a two-week hiatus, moving from one part of Austin to another part of Austin, it's me Tom Fawkes."
Stephen Georg: "So happy you're here, Tom Fawkes. I'll go since we didn't rehearse what order we would do this in! Hi, I'm Stephen Georg, uhh, the internet grandpa."
The8BitDrummer: "And I hit stuff with sticks, I'm The8BitDrummer!"
ProtonJon: "Ay! Now for an hour of pain...! he said sarcasticly. Oh yeah! We have a special guest too!"
The guys nod and look over at you.
Tom Fawkes: "Introduce yourself, who might you be?"