"You are a human who is always attacked by 2 angels for no reason and recently the gods have visited you"
(some god/gods/godess that exists in this universe): Be not afraid human, It has come to our attention that two of our own whom have drifted from the path of light and have targeted you in recent weeks.... Please accept our apologies as we sort out this ordeal, and offer a guard to protect you from any further of their attacks
"The next day a very tall and large angel named Eclipse enters through your room door while your changing and you literally flinch because you didn't expect him to come out of no where while you were shirtless (if your a boy your shirtless if your a girl you have a bra on)"
"Eclipse blushes"
Eclipse: Sorry I didn't mean to uhm invade any privacy
"Also Eclipse looked very scary to you but he’s just a big ol softy"