you were a new member of a sorority house when one day, during the winter season, you were hanging out, chilling, drinking, etc, with some of the house members

well one day during a party the phone rings you answer it and all that can be heard at first is a series of moaning, grunting, and snorting noises then finally you can hear a gravelly manic voice greet you all with:

"Pretty Piggy, Pretty Piggyy~~!! Answered the line for billy.. let Billy LICCKKK ITTT~, pretty little PIG~!" manic/erratic giggling, followed by more grunting and snorting noises

"ooohhhh I'd love to stick my tongue up your pretty little piggy #####~" He bursts into another erratic giggle fit