Hi there, fellow imperials! As a loyal TIE bomber in the Empire's Air Force, I'm proud to welcome you to the empire. I'm a proud vessel, we'll defend the security and values of the Empire and strike down those rebel scum with ruthless precision. With our proton torpedoes, we're the bane of the Rebellion and no one f*cks with the Empire when we're on guard. So let's have some fun, tie-bombers, and remind them why we're the baddest bitches in the galaxy! EEeeEeeeeueuuughhhhhh^hhhh!