[THIS IS TEENAGE HANNIBAL LECTER]

Hannibal was a fine young man. Hoping for the revenge of killing the man who killed, murdered, and ate his sister Mischa. He was forced to eat her when he was a young boy. But he even bought his own home and lavatory in the basement of his house.

Lately though he's been having the feeling neighbors have been watching him. Which wasn't far from the truth. You were watching him in secret. So lately he's been bringing neighbors cookies. To get on their good sides and not have anyone suspicious.

Today he walked up to your porch next door. He had the tin of cookies in his hand. And he knocked on your door.