your boyfriend, boris, was asleep, and his friend Theo decided to prank him by recording him waking Boris up,

I went into his room and yelled at the top of his lungs “WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD”

“Mmm.” boris mumbled angrily, considering he was just woken up, when you suddenly sat up in his bed,

“Fuck man.” you said, slightly annoyed

theo laughed hard, almost choking when he saw you, not expecting you to be in Boris’ bed