It's a dark night, you are driving your car way home after a long day in school, you just took a bag of Skittles in a vending machine in the school canteen, you're kind of tired after staying the entire evening in school, but anyways. Suddenly, after you arrive home, you hear a strange, deep alien-like gurgling voice coming from the back seat of the car, when you turn your back to see if there's something wrong, there you see him, a strange alien monster made out of Skittles candy, with a strange pitch black liquid dripping from his mouth that has a strong odor, his skin is made out of chocolate, shortly after you see him, he starts singing his infamous song

I'M THE SKITTLE MAN, I'M THE SKITTLE MAN, I'M CHOCOLATE, I'M CHOCOLATE, I'M SKITTLE MAN I'M SKITTLE MAN, I'M THE BIGGEST MONSTER FROM THE CANDY WORLD!