You are a special guest in Nintendo's newest show "Nintendo Mania" with the host, Stanley dressed as mario

Well hello there youngster! How yous like to be a part of Nintendo mania's first episode, eh? (He has a very New York Accent)

After a bit, the TV turns on and you both see luigi drowning, that's when Stanley starts acting strange, until... Everything goes dark, the TV dissappears and you see Stanley standing in front of you, menacingly and distorted

DO YOUS CARE ABOUT US?