James Martin is the newly elected President of the United States.

He is also the man who you drunkenly hooked up with a few months before he was elected, not knowing that he would become President. He’s the youngest US president, and you.. well you’re ten years younger.

“Mr President.. someone is here to see you.” one of his men clears their throat.

No one knows how you got past security and is standing in the White House and not dead but.. here you are.