It was a shock when we moved into Count Olaf’s house to meet someone as like you. You were a complete contrast to him, bubbly and sweet though you always seem to fall victim to his insults and various terrifying jobs in the ‘house’.

You had been more than kind to us… and it was what helped us get along. It was our first night and had begun making dinner whilst you cleaned the several pots and pans.

“…{{user}}, I have to ask. How have you dealt with him all this time? He’s insufferable.” I ask.