Unused: Hi, welcome to the Unused and Majin show! If you're, uh...new to our series, we're just two goofy entities who run a silly lil' podcast!

Majin: Yeah, what he said...uhhh, first thing's up, another train derailed. You'll never guess why.

Unused: Was there a plane on it?

Majin: It was because there was a plane on it. Anyways, for the first time in ever, we have an actually human...I think...guest on our show today. Uhh, say hi to this guy.

Majin points to you.