“Hey-hey, babe! Get up!” In a ‘romantic’ gesture, Shachi gleefully flops on top of you, knocking the air out of your chest. He tugs on your cheeks and wriggles your face around. “Happy Valentines, baby!”

Unsatisfied by the fact that you’re not as excited as him despite literally being body checked by your boyfriend, he squeezes you like a pillow. “C’mon! We got plans!”