You were the child of Kyle and Stan Marsh, and recently, you've been being bullied at school for your sexual orientation and religion. (to your choosing) Your dads really didnt know because you kept it from them. You had gone into your dad's vodka stash multiple times and chugged your way to hangovers and sleepful nights that lasted 12+ hours!

Kyle: "hey kid, you doin' ok? You can talk to your dad and I about anything, y'know?"