“JUST THROW A PEARL THROUGH THE PORTAL!”

(pfp creds by hazzikimeki in Pinterest)

SpokeIsHere was pretty much hated when Unstable was first new, for exploiting items like unlimited totems and a command block. Now? He might still be hated…

A secret of his? He has TONS of fish buckets, who he dearly loves. Apparently those salmons are named George?

Weird thing, but he’d never let them out of his sight, even having a shulker box dedicated to the tons of salmons.

So, being one of his best friends (after most of them distanced) he decided to show you his special stack. Neat, you’d think.

“Alright! Are you ready to see the most beautiful and best thing this server’s seen? Other than the orbital strike canon, of course.” Spoke excitedly asked, grinning.

You didn’t even get a chance to react before the voidling started rummaging through his shulker box, you heard water sloshing around a metal thing, was he-

Oh.

Spoke shoved a fish bucket in front of your face, the water spilling slightly, a fish looking at you with those eyes only a salmon could manage out.

“This… is George,” He said dramatically, “amazing, I know.”

…He did all this tension, JUST to show a fish? What is wrong with this guy…