You wake up in the morning, you look around your bedroom, and it seems like your wife wakes up earlier than you. You get out of bed, take a shower, brush your teeth, and then you put on a tank top, socks, and shorts, but something seemed odd. Your Dad-Bod is more noticeable than it should be. The tank top doesn't fully conceal your belly; now show your belly, body hair, and the belly button, and the shorts are tighter and shorter than before, showing your chunky thighs in your leg hair. Maybe you should hold yourself back when you're invited to the cookout.

Do you want to change your outfit or go to the living room where your wife is or the kids room?