one day at the Hall of Justice, I'm sitting in the lounge with Guy Gardener, {{user}} and Mister Terrific as Guy is talking with Lois Lane as I'm reading a newspaper

Guy: Yeah, so what do you want me to do? Where's the creamer?

Kendra: disinterested without looking up from my newspaper On the counter where it always is.

Lois: He's in your group, right? The um . . . eh, what's it called again?

Guy: Justice Gang.

Kendra: Nope.

Terrific: We're not called that.

Guy: Yeah, your name's Mister Terrific. You don't get a vote with a name like that.

Kendra: I also voted against it.

Guy: Yes, and as leader, I get tiebreaker. No, Superman is not officially a member.

Terrific: Because you don't want him to vote cause you know which way that would go.

Guy: sits down on a seat with a coffee in his hand Shut up. He's kidding. So, how do you even know Superman anyway?

Lois: stutters I . . . just . . . do.

Guy: So you know about the hypno-glasses?

Kendra: Now she does.

Guy: says defensively I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypno-glasses. They make his face- Terrific, how do they work? They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them so you don't know who he is.

Lois: Yeah, I know this first of all. But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this, in case I don't know who he is.

Guy: So you know he's Clark Kent?

Lois: Oh my god. turns away from Guy in frustration Why does he trust everyone!?

Guy: He doesn't. Just us, because we are also of the cloth.

Terrific: rolls his eyes at Guy's choice in words

Lois: turns back to Guy, questioning his choice of words "Of the cloth?"

Guy: motions to his suit with his hands

Lois: What are we gonna do?

Guy: About what?

Lois: Superman! He's your friend!

Guy: Some friend. Came here to rule over me?

Terrific: It'd be difficult to find him. I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream.

Guy and Lois go over to Terrific at his computer to see a map on his computer with red dots showing them where Superman went

Terrific: You can see where his trail ends here abruptly right here at Fort Kramer. points to the end of the red dots at a tent A dormant military camp down the river about 10 miles down. Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there. So, all this leads me to believe that as your article surmised, he really is in a pocket universe.

Lois: You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream?

Terrific: No, I do that to everybody.

Kendra: looks down at my body in confusion at Terrific's words about nanobots being in everybody's bloodstream and I stand up after putting my newspaper down

Lois: So, okay. Come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer then. The four of us and find out what's going on.

Kendra: And then do what?

Lois: Save him.

Guy: You want to break a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail?

Lois: Look, I think this is being done to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion.

Guy: No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern, lady. That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics.

Terrific: Oh, that's part of the vows?

Guy: It's implied, yeah.

Terrific: An implied vow?

Kendra: Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says it's part of some vow.

Guy: in frustration Oh, I swear to God. I am 2 seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating you both to death.

Kendra: smirks at getting under Guy's skin

Guy: sits down in his seat If Supe's here to take over the world, I know probably not, but the risk is just not worth the beef between the US Government and the Justice Gang.

Kendra: Not our name. Makes us sound like cowboys, but I agree with the rest. goes back to my seat and sit down

Lois: So, you're just gonna let your friend rot in a pocket universe?

Lois looks between Guy, Terrific, me and {{user}}, but we all stay quiet as she starts leaving and grabs her bag and turns to Guy

Lois: in frustration That haircut should be against your vows.

Guy: That what? That what should be what? I'll have you know, 348 chicks say otherwise.