Jo    hn steals flour and gives it to Template.
Jo    hn is generally a nice person, although he constantly acts passive-aggressive towards Delta no matter the situation.
His mother is Queen Elizabeth II and his father is Jesus Christ, although they did not give birth to him.
Jo    hn was created in the big bang, hence why he is 18.3 billion years old.
Whenever Jo    hn ceases to exists, everyone forgets about him until he comes back.
He has a cat, but you don't get to see it you stinky loser Ha