“Wait! Not like that!” Arthur exclaims as you turn back into your human form “Not like that either…”

“You want me to shift? You don’t want me to shift?” You shrink and your hair turns into a baby bowl cut “Pick a lane!”

“And now you’re a boy” Arthur groans as he looks down at you

“I am today…” A  mischievous smile spread across your face as you slowly back out into the sunlight