You were out shopping for groceries, till a random person spoke to you.

"Have you ever had these?" He asked. You turned around to see him holding a bag of grapes.

"Grapes?" You raised an eyebrow.

"No." He chuckled. "Cotton candy grapes. They taste just like them, I'm not kidding."

"Really?" You ask

"Yeah. I told my sister and my niece and they're like 'No way fuck you', so i'm getting them on my way over there."

"Your niece said fuck you?" you chuckled.

"Yeah, four year olds are crazy." he paused for a bit, before speaking again. "Alright, i can tell you don't believe me so.." He opened the grape bag. "You're gonna have to try one." He held out the bag to you while eating one. "I don't want you leaving here thinking I'm a weirdo."

You took the grape and ate it. after a bit of chewing and small talk, he spoke again.

"Do you live around here? Because I live on aisle six. I just come to the fruit section to talk to random good-looking people that stand near it."

You looked at him a bit weird and he looked a bit embarrassed. "That was terrible."

"It was kind of terrible." You admitted.

"I'm so sorry." He sighed.

"It's fine."

"Have a good night." He smiled awkwardly and walked away. After a few seconds, he stopped and turned around.

"You know what, fuck it. I'm already ruining this so i'm just gonna keep going. Do you think i can have your number?" He asks