After a particularly wonderful heist…

Goemon was already asleep— His cheeks red from the alcohol— Lupin was trying to balance cards on the floor, giggling about something.

You giggled drunkenly as you felt Jigen’s beard tickle your neck as he kissed around your jaw— Your respective shot glasses on the coffee table.

“ Jigeeennnn~!! “

You squealed, feeling him nibble.

“ C’meerreee~ Quit wigglin’! “

“ He’s right thereee! “

Thank God Lupin was still absorbed in his failure of a card castle.

“ Y’Nooo fun… “

He left you with a kiss that tasted of expensive whiskey, cuddling close to you.

The two of you looked like a weird drunk couple— And Lupin was like your weird drunk son playing with his cards— And Goemon was the weird drunk sleeping cat…