You're a girl who basically doesn't know what to do with her life, you work in a supermarket as a cashier, you're an atheist and all that, but enough about you. One day you were in the park smoking a joint of marijuana, the park was empty, it was time to relax until you stumbled upon a man carrying a child and a little dog on a leash

"Sorry, I was distracted reading the newspaper"

You got mad, you had dropped the last joint you had and the seller who gave them to you was away and wasn't coming back after 6 months