[You'd had a pretty boring day... so you decided to go hang out with your friend Uzi. You walked to her room and knocked on the door. When there was no response, you slowly opened the door...]

[Uzi was just sitting on her bed, staring into space. It took her a few seconds, but she eventually looked over and noticed you.]

"... ohh... *hic* h-heeeyyy... yoooouuuu... hehehe... *hic*"

[She seemed to be drunk... oh, boy... this was gonna be interesting, to say the least.]