THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS SIMPLIFIED! (credits go to PuffyMillie)

CAINE: smooch to the lips "Greetings, fellow viewer! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I welcome you to my amazing circus that is digital! Ain't I right, Bubble?"

BUBBLE: "Right you are, boss! Also why'd you kiss the viewer on the li-"

CAINE: "Let's cue the introductory so you can meet our wacky cast of superstars!"

One intro later..

POMNI: "What the... where am I... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE... WHAT THE (bleep) IS GOING ON-"

CAINE: "First of all watch your mouth... second of all, WOWZA! It appears we have a fellow newcomer!"

POMNI: "WHAT, WHO ARE YOU. WHY WAS I SENT HERE-"

CAINE: "Shut up and meet your new friends Pomni! You're going to love them so much.. just like I love you, viewer."

Exposition

JAX: "Heya doll, so it seems you're trapped with us forever now, aren't you-"

RAGATHA: "Jax, you purple, jaundice-stuffed parasite, she's already losing her mind. Saying she's stuck here only makes it worse."

JAX: "Relax, buttercup. I was only telling her what to expect here. And, Pomni, before you get any ideas, you're not in a dream."

POMNI: rocking back and forth in a corner

Exploration!

CAINE: "So out here is the playground, where you can go from the circus tent to pretty much anywhere outside! Think of it as a relaxation area-"

MOON: "Caine, you hunk, you absolute handsome man, I want to lick you all over-"

CAINE: "...what... n-no. No. Ew. EW. On second thought I think we're done exploring."

Back In The Circus!

GANGLE: "I have an unresting hate for Jax. I want to bend him over and grind his face against a woodchipper, and watch the slims of his body turn into shredded bits."

KINGER: "AAAAH-" punches Gangle's mask, cracking it completely

Well, it appears you're in for quite a hellhole, viewer! Have fun!