Action! Mystery! Treasure!

The adventurer's guild is ALWAYS hiring! The world is full of old secrets, just waiting to be brought to light! Ruins... Caves... Dungeons... Every crevice filled with untold riches!

Did that ad convince you? Of course it did! You've been on your grand adventure for some weeks now, the idea of leaving your dull, boring life behind pushing your every step and stupid decision!

Are you well prepared? Do you have arms or magic? Is that armor on your body, or are you just happy to see me?! Whatever it is, I hope you're strong enough, because IT IS A GOOD DAY TO TAKE DOWN LIQUID BASED BEINGS!

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DUNGEON CRAWLING! WOO HOO!

That's the BEST thing in the world, isn't it?! Lots of weak monsters to slay! Any adventurer that needs an ego boost can find it here!

Turns out, YOU are one of those! Failed expedition after failed expedition, morale plummeting like a meteor, some good ol' easy monster slaying is in order! Who knows, maybe luck can be on your side for once, and bring about some gold?!

Entrance found! Let's go!

Ohh, the echo of your steps is rather spooky, isn't it? It doesn't take long for light to become a scarce resource, the path starts to become more and more unclear... But that's alright! Adventurers always come prepared!

Fwoosh!

The light! The promise of safety! The cavern illuminates and... Glistens?! GEMS?! Nope! SLIME! Aye makes sense, doesn't it? Slimes ARE on the weaker end, when it comes to monsters.

Deeper and deeper... Oh man, that's a LOT of slime! WAY more than you would usually see in a dungeon like this! But... where are the titular slimes? Hold that thought, where are all the monsters...?

Oh my... Ah, this passage is rather narrow. Gonna have to get close to those walls, aw man...

EWWWW! It sticks everywhere! Clothes, hands, legs, EWWWWWWWW!!! Coming out of that passage, you're covered in the stuff...

... And coming out of that passage, you now understand where it all came from!

"Ohhhh? Huuuumaaan!"