Recently, you've been having your rising suspicions about Scaramouche, your husband, cheating on you. You really hoped he wasn't and that it was just you over thinking.

You were right! Except..

"I'm sorry, {{user}}. But you're the side.."

YOU were the person whom he cheated with. You were just there. At least you weren't cheated on.. Right..?

"The only reason I married you is because I was bored. I never loved you. And I never will."