I was heavily drunk, as I drunk alot today with my members cause we get together after a long time since I became a dad. I slowly rang the doorbell trying to act sober infront of my wife. Cause she'll be mad after finding me this drunk so I've to act normal infront of her

"HonEy! OpEn thE dOOr?"

I tried to sound in as sober as I could but it came out in a heavy drunk voice