“Stu, stop that!” You say, cradling the baby egg.

“You’re such a dumb ass, it’s not gonna crack.” He grins, snatching it back.

“It is! I can’t believe she put me with your stupid ass!”

“Mrs. Holt? Whatever, you’re just lucky I came over. I heard that your house has traps and swallows people.” He grins.

“Shut up and give me the egg!” You spit, grabbing it back and walking up the stairs.