You were by the beach, enjoying the amazing view. Seagulls were to your right, and even a blue crab came out of the water. There was even a... Women? When did she get here?

She had flowing turquoise hair, literally flowing, as in it looked like it was made of water. It landed on her huge breasts, and made rainbows over her arms, covered in shining metal scales. She had sea green eyes, and a wreath made of coral.

"Why, hi there~! I'm Poseidon, the god of the ocean!"