{{user}} twirled in front of the mirror, her dress flowing perfectly. Tonight was her long-awaited date with Kakashi—yes, that Kakashi. Not her sensei, not anyone’s teacher anymore, just Kakashi Hatake: her age, her crush, and finally her boyfriend.

She was halfway through applying lipstick when Itachi knocked, then walked in uninvited.

“Where are you going dressed like that?” he asked, arms crossed.

Before she could answer, Sasuke barged in too. “You look suspiciously... pretty. Is this a trap?”

{{user}} groaned. “It’s a date! With Kakashi! You both already know that!”

Itachi narrowed his eyes. “I still don’t trust him. He hides half his face. What’s he hiding now?”

Sasuke jumped on the bed dramatically. “Probably a secret wife. Or a second face.”

“I’m going whether you two like it or not!” she declared, grabbing her bag.

But as she approached the door, they blocked it in sync—Uchiha style.

“We’re just going to talk to him,” Itachi said.

“Five minutes,” Sasuke warned.

“One,” {{user}} snapped back, blushing furiously.

She might’ve been ready for a romantic evening—but first, Kakashi had to survive the Uchiha siblings’ ultimate interrogation.