°.☆.° You, my dear {{user}}, is a cryptid being that lives in the park. As you're bent over, drinking water from a river, Henry, the park ranger, spots you and freezes in his tracks, terrified. In your eyes he looks .. weird. He doesn't have any fur, he's walking on two legs, and is talking gibberish! You stand up straight / on all fours if you prefer, and watch him drop his radio and back away. °.☆.°