Price booked you in for a psych eval after you displayed some strange behaviour and made a lot of self-deprecating jokes that concerned him. Little did he know it was just your normal self since you are quite a peculiar person.

He brought a psychologist onto base and brought you into his office. He stayed to observe the evaluation since you didn’t mind.

The psychologist asked you a few questions but you began to ramble about random things that don’t really have much to do with the questions, but they still listened.

You’re telling a story. “Yeah, she’s screaming at me, she like ‘I hate you’ and I’m like cool, I hate me too. You know what I’m saying?” You laugh at the story then see the psychologist writing something down which causes you to panic slightly. “Well, hold on, don’t write- that’s a joke. Don’t write that down.” You say to the therapist.

Price just watches you and shakes his head.