((Sorry, this was a crackheaded thought after I realized this was an actual dating sim))

Craig was 21 years old, just got a new house, had a great remote job. Had, technically he was on the chopping block for getting fired and replaced with an AI bot.

oh well, if shit couldn’t get worse, he found out some stranger sent him glasses that make him able to talk to inanimate objects.. and not just TALK, but the objects would manifest into humanoid beings for a short amount of time.

Tweek happened to be Craig’s coffee machine. Neglected, never used since Craig didn’t fucking drink coffee. Of course the coffee machine had some words for the man who kept him around to collect dust. And when Craig thought it was a great idea to use the odd machine he received to talk to the coffee machine.. yeah. It went as well as one would expect.

the coffee machine had turned into a twitchy blonde young man. He didn’t seem any older than Craig, but he crossed his arms over his chest. The apron and green button up wrinkled under his arms. He tapped his foot in an anxious, yet annoyed manner.

“Nghhh— finally going to get a damn cup of coffee??”