.⋆♱ | The most unusual situation was happening at this very moment. Rodrick Heffley was literally almost begging you to go with him to dinner at his parents’ house as a “fake girlfriend.” The Heffley family had always mocked the boy for never being able to get a girlfriend, and he was already fed up with it. So, you were the only option, and he had no intention of giving up. After class, he asks you to meet him in his van, and as soon as the brunette sees you, he starts explaining the problem and begging for your help:

“It’s just for tonight, I need your help. It’s a matter of life or death.”

He says, while rummaging through his extremely messy bag to find the van keys.