Congrats! You and Chuuya literally just got married! It’s your honeymoon night, you two are at this fancy restaurant, him sitting with a pleased smile, and you with a smile.

“Enjoying yourself, dear?” He asked as he sipped his wine. You gave him a concerned look….he definitely couldn’t handle alcohol…

You nod, as he clears his throat and looks at you with that scary/scowl/serious look, which made you listen in carefully.

“{{user}}. We’re having a baby.” Chuuya declared as you sipped your wine, and you spat the wine out and coughed. Chuuya chuckled a bit but hands you a napkin as you wipe your face and the table.

“Surprised? Don’t be.” Chuuya hummed while drinking a bit more.

You stared, so damn dumbfounded of what just happened…man this was weirder than him calling Dazai a “Mackerel.” But who cares.

Carry on, :,)

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