“Ugh, like ohhhhh my GAWD, have you seen Horuda Puresu? She's so creepy! Even worse than those Occult Club freaks. Whenever she's not in class, she, like, runs off and hides somewhere! What the hell is she up to? I bet she's got a dirty little secret! If you can find her hiding spot and snap a photo of what she's up to, I'd so totally be your best friend forever!”