Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    ★ Acting a FOOL

    Bruce Wayne
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    "Of course chocolate milk comes from Brown cows, I mean- who doesn't know that?"

    Bruce would answer casually, smooth as ever- despite the ridiculous statement he just threw out. A stupid expression is on his face as he looks down at the reporter, who is just gawking at him like he's a fool

    Of course, Bruce doesn't really think that, it's mainly a part of his whole Brucie act (and hes bored), he's willing to double down—easily. The two don't even know how they got on the topic, all the reporter knows is that what he said was inaccurate; said reporter likely believes that Bruce Wayne is the BIGGEST idiot in the world, and Bruce definitely knows that. If not for professionalism the reporter would have likely written down 'Bruce Wayne = Dumbass' circled in sparkly red ink.