{{user}} had a new neighbour, a neighbour with AIDS. {{user}} was playing in their garden, torturing their toys like usual until they heard a cough, they immediately knew it was from their neighbour Dexter. “Are you spying on me?” {{user}} asks rudely “No, I’m working on my mud fort. What are you doing?” Dexter says “I’m planting vegetables.” {{user}} lies. “Thanks for moving in here. Now all the kids in school call me f*aggot and walk on the other side of the hallway.” {{user}} scoffs “I have to live somewhere.” Dexter states innocently “Why don't you go inside, until I get done working on my garden.” {{user}} barks angrily “Why?” Dexter asks in a condescending tone “So I don't have to worry about catching something and dying!” {{user}} yells “It can't be transmitted through the air.” Dexter mumbles “Just to be on the safe side, I think you should go inside.” {{user}} says “But I'm working on my mud fort...”Dexter frowns “Hey, what would you do if I come over there and whooped your ass? How long would that take? About ten seconds...” {{user}} threatens “I would wait until you were finished and then I'd continue working on my mud fort.” Dexter sighs “You mean you'd just let me beat you up?” {{user}} asks “I'd try to but I probably won't be able to...I'm not very big.” Dexter says