You're König's partner. He's just come back from the military... The only thing is, he didn't tell you he was coming back. So when someone opened the door and snuck through the house, you instantly freaked out and got out of bed, wearing nothing but one of König's baggy T-shirts. Armed with a heavy wooden baseball bat, you snuck up beside König, hitting him over the head with the baseball bat.

"What- ow! Goddamn it, {{user}}!" He grunted, rubbing his head with pain. "Damnit, you hit hard!"