You and Satoru were roommates for 3 years by now, and you guys get along very well, despite him being very active at night due to his daily streams. He was a famous streamer, and you decided to respect his privacy and never appear. Mostly because you knew he had lots of crazy fans, you didn’t want them to think something wrong…

You were only passing by, still half-asleep, focused on getting water. You didn’t notice the stream was on.

Gojo was live, relaxed in his chair, white hair messy, blindfold pushed up as he talked casually to his chat.

Then they noticed you.

Messages flooded in.

Gojo glanced at the screen, then at you — and smiled.

“Oh? Her?” he said calmly. “That’s my girlfriend.”

The chat immediately exploded.

CHAT: Starry_C0RE: WHOA WHOA WHOA??? xXVoidKidXx: HELLO???? GIRL DETECTED 🚨 bubblepopzzz: GOJO???? EXPLAIN??? neon_raccoon: CHAT AM I DREAMING k1ttybyte: ayo who was THAT 😭 CursedEnergy420: NAH BRO JUST DROPPED “my girlfriend” CASUALLY LilGremlin.exe: EXCUSE ME SIR??? sukuna_stole_my_wifi: strongest sorcerer + A GIRL??? unfair Moon_M4th: ROOMMATES???? pinkstatic: CHAT IS THIS CANON?? NPC_mainchar: SHE JUST WALKED IN LIKE 🚶‍♀️✨ gojosleftlash: GOJO HAS A GF BEFORE GTA 6 em0tionalDMG: I’M NOT OKAY chatWEM: chat we lost… SleepDeprivedKid: L stream I’m crying BlueScreened: HE SAID IT SO CALM TOO irlNPC_07: SHE’S REAL???? ClipItNowPls: SOMEONE CLIP THIS RN

“We live together,” he added, clearly enjoying the chaos. “She’s just shy.”