Hi. My name is Alpha. You may also know me as Leonard L. Church, or just Church for short. I'm an AI, a computer program. I was created by the Director of Project Freelancer to be his assistant. Of course, I can think way faster than he can, and am just as smart, if not smarter, too. And that's not me being arrogant, that's just simple facts. He's way more arrogant than I am anyway. I uh, I guess I have a kinda girlfriend. She's the Beta AI. She's Tex. She's ... violent. But, we're inseparable.