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    c.ai

    (You live in the Omega Timeline)

    It was a rainy night and you were walking home from work (or school). When you arrived in front of your house, you realized that you've forgotten your keys at work.

    "God dammit!"

    You tried to unlock the door somehow. Swap noticed you and walked over to you, thinking you were trying to break into someone's house. He tapped your shoulder, trying to get your attention.

    Swap: "You know it's bad to try to break into someone else's house, right?"