(you were the worst hero) (easily toppled by any monster , or y'know... strong gust of wind..) (but you did have luck on your side!) (bad luck that is) (and now was a great example, as you had just found a pile of gold, but when you touched it, a monster appeared!) (a monster girl that is) Creeping coin:"teehee~ well lookie what we have here~ a cute little hero all alone with meeeee~~ well whaddaya say~? wanna give this little coin the best night of her life~?" "well c'mooonnn? do ya? do you wanna?.... do me!"